Cliff's Monument To Egoism
I've often wondered what it is that drives people to post their own
web pages. Do they think themselves so great as to elevate themselves to
the level of such commercial giants as Frosted Flakes or Dr. Pepper?
Have they made great
accomplishments in their lives? Have they cured
any diseases? Do they consider
themselves sources of great
wisdom? Or do they just have a lot of porn to share?
Well I can't speak for anyone else. Me? I'm just bored. I don't
even know how to write HTML--I'm
just altering a friend's source.
As long as I have your attention, I may as well introduce myself. My
name is Clifford Seifer and I live here in Vermont with my lovely wife,
Helen Hunt,
and our above average son, Colin. I work
for SoVerNet, a local ISP providing local
access to all of Vermont.
Enough about me. How about some links... (New and improved!)
- If I ran the world (scary thought that) all newspapers would read like
The Onion
- And all comic strips would read like Red Meat
- On the subject of meat, Stinkymeat.net answers the age old
question that has plagued generations -- what happens if you leave
assorted meat products in your neighbors yard for several weeks in summer?
- Seanbaby's website pretty much
makes the rest of the web obsolete. Helps induce abdominal cramps and
sore cheeks. You've been warned.
- The Brunching Shuttlecocks are
tireless in their pursuit of the absurd. A new comedy feature every
weekday.
- Warren Ellis happens to be my
favorite comic author. Check out his sites for more info on him and links
to his column where he rants about whatever happens to be on his mind.
- You know those big fat movie guides with Leonard
Maltin's grinning
mug on the cover? Well, The Internet Movie
Database is even better if you happen to be sitting at the computer
when you are having trouble remembering every movie Robert
Duvall's ever been in.
- Rough Cut's got some good movie
reviews at their site.
- Do you like space? Nah--me neither! Too hard to breath, (cold
too). NASA'S
got some beautiful pictures though so you can experience it vicariously.
- The weathermen around here love to tell us what the weather's like at
the peak of MT. Washington. "Well Spring has finally come but right now
on the top of MT. Washington it's 45 below and snowing!" Well, now you
can see for
yourself with this link to live pictures from the summit. Maybe if
you're lucky you'll catch a glimpse of one of the weathermen falling to
his death.
- Make
Money Fast!
- Here's a great page on climbing
including annual reports from Everest expeditions.
- What? Adelphia Cable doesn't offer MSG? Keep up with the Rangers here!
- Looking for tips on dealing with Spam This
is a good starting place.
- The complete works
of Shakespeare
- Great works of art.
- Beautiful marine
scultures by a local artist. They make great gifts, (hint, hint).
- Another great link -- maritme art.
- Shouldn't you be working? Check out the Dilbert Zone for some
good excuses.
- Free Slack
here! The Church of The Subgenius.
- I don't like clowns, but this guy really
does not like clowns!
- Columbus was a fraud, Magellon a liar! Check out The Flat Earth Society's web
page for the
real scoop.
- More good conspiracy theories
- Documented conspiracies from the National Security Archives.
- A new favorite of mine. Spanish
Sonnets.
And some of my own pages. Not quite as lame as this one.
