| 10. |
No one ever ever ever thought to call ME
"Bubba." |
| 9. |
I would never have the bad taste to be an over-achiever. |
| 8. |
I found God, Clinton didn't even know He was lost. |
| 7. |
President Bush was a better father than that dead guy. |
| 6. |
Barbara Bush was a better mother than that flighty
anesthetist who actually killed two people. |
| 5. |
I haven't spent my life striving for the Presidency,
it's supposed to be mine for the asking. |
| 4. |
I have two daughters who are still virgins, and their
godfather is Willie Horton. |
| 3. |
His brother was a drug addict, mine looted an S&L. |
| 2. |
I never raped anyone when I was sober. |
| 1. |
I was sure it was just confectioner's sugar. |
